When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

 One day Santa"s Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

  Fill in the blank...I"m ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... ""

 If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

 I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

  The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

   I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

  girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

 " If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

  Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don"t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

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